“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."
"you can't stop the signal...": )
Tons of very random posts, reblogs, etc.
I will usually follow back those who choose follow me. : )
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
but there is an ‘ood’
Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education
everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.
Platypus are land critters almost as weird as my beloved freaky sealife. Between the monotreme thing, the walk that looks like they have the anatomy of a crocodilian under their fur, the beak part, and the fact that they’ve got ten sex chromosomes (seriously), they’re some of the most freaktacular land beasties around.
don’t forget the poisonous spurs! they can kick you in the shins TO DEATH!
(well, okay, a platypus kick won’t kill you, but it will produce pain that lasts for months and doesn’t respond to opiates, which is pretty fucking impressive)
There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.
If you can’t reblog this…
NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL
That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.
but you’re made of ice
well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too
three word horror story: The beep test
OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT
what the fuck is the beep test
someone please educate the innocent
You run until you die